Me: Gracie, did you have fun today at day care?
Grace: Yes. I listen Mi.ckey songs
Me: cue the Disney mix cd that I am SOOOO sick of listening to! Here baby. Hey, its the Beau.ty and the Bea.st song!
Grace: No Bea.st. He scare me. No No No. Dont like this Mama.
Me: Okay, fine. turn to the Litt.le Merm.aid song. Better?
Grace: No. No want Lit.tle Mer.maid. Want Cind.erella. Mommy, I hit you on the head with my shoes.
Me: Ummmm, what? Thats not very nice Grace. imagine me driving and trying not the laugh so there are tears rolling down my face. At least they were Cro.cs so they wouldnt hurt but still.......
Grace: You say I a bad girl. You go timeout when we home. I hit you on head with new shoes.
And this went on for 10 minutes. Over and over again. And when we got home, she told her Dad on the phone that Mommy had to go to timeout cause she wanted to hit me on the head with her shoes and I said no.
Sigh. 3 year olds crack me up!