1/23/06

Cubicle Hell

Cubicles are the most horrific invention ever! A man must have started this stupid trend because a woman would never wanted to subject others to this!!! Obviously, I am at work today. The guy who sits in the cubicle right behind me chumps his food like a cow!!! All I can hear is him chumping on his food and licking his fingers! Seriously, its disgusting! Grace is a more polite eater than this guy! If it was just at lunchtime, I may be able to handle it but nope---he does this all day long. The worst is the peanuts. He is like a squirrel; constantly chomping on peanuts so loudly that you hear each and every crunchy on the nuts!!! And just wait until his soda is almost gone---he will tilt his head all the way back and slurp to be sure he got all the soda possible out of the can! AHHHHHHH---will it ever end?

4 comments:

-L said...

Ha! If it's any consolation, I go through the same thing everyday but it's not food related. The guy across from me feels the need to speak as loud as he possibly can anytime he's on the phone. And he's on the phone for probably about 75% of the day. Some coworkers and I have even played with the thought of throwing things at him. So, I think we all have someone like that. As if being in a cubicle all day isn't bad enough on its own.

Allie said...

I THINK there's a web site where you can send annonymous cards for things like B.O. and other 'sensitive' subjects. You should send him one!

kba said...

- I guess other people have the same thought -

http://www.dooce.com/archives/nubbin/01_18_2006.html

I am at home - watching my daughter gnaw her way through a Biter Biscuit (this biscuit has traveled everywhere with her this morning) - wondering if I'm a bad mom for picking it up off her playmat and giving it to her every time my work phone rings...

So-Called Supermom said...

Biter Biscuits are the best! They taste horrible but they last for at least an hour with a 2 year old! Hey---I am not above bribes when it comes to a toddler! :)